3:40
Laidback lounge jazz with tongue-in-cheek lyrics
Key
Dm (ends in Dm)
Metre
4/4
Tempo82 bpm (ends at 82)
Tempo NotesMedium
ISRCGB-FFM-07-20602
Publisher
Audio Network Plc
Factoid
Tommy Cooper joke of the day. "A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy"
3:40
Understated Latin lounge jazz instrumental
Key
Dm (ends in Dm)
Metre
4/4
Tempo82 bpm (ends at 82)
Tempo NotesMedium
ISRCGB-FFM-07-20617
Publisher
Audio Network Plc
Factoid
Tommy Cooper joke of the day. "A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy"
1:00
Laidback lounge jazz with tongue-in-cheek lyrics
Key
Dm (ends in Dm)
Metre
4/4
Tempo82 bpm (ends at 82)
Tempo NotesMedium
ISRCGB-FFM-07-20618
Publisher
Audio Network Plc
Factoid
Tommy Cooper joke of the day. "A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy"
1:00
Understated Latin lounge jazz instrumental with sax melody
Key
Dm (ends in Dm)
Metre
4/4
Tempo82 bpm (ends at 82)
Tempo NotesMedium
ISRCGB-FFM-07-20619
Publisher
Audio Network Plc
Factoid
Tommy Cooper joke of the day. "A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy"
0:30
Laidback lounge jazz with tongue-in-cheek lyrics
Key
Dm (ends in Dm)
Metre
4/4
Tempo82 bpm (ends at 82)
Tempo NotesMedium
ISRCGB-FFM-07-20620
Publisher
Audio Network Plc
Factoid
Tommy Cooper joke of the day. "A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy"
0:30
Understated Latin lounge jazz instrumental with sax melody
Key
Dm (ends in Dm)
Metre
4/4
Tempo82 bpm (ends at 82)
Tempo NotesMedium
ISRCGB-FFM-07-20621
Publisher
Audio Network Plc
Factoid
Tommy Cooper joke of the day. "A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy"
0:06
Vocal sting with the surprising lyric "I bet you like to Chihuahua all night"
Key
Dm (ends in Dm)
Metre
4/4
Tempo82 bpm (ends at 82)
Tempo NotesMedium
ISRCGB-FFM-07-20622
Publisher
Audio Network Plc
Factoid
Tommy Cooper joke of the day. "A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy"
Key
Dm (ends in Dm)
Metre
4/4
Tempo82 bpm (ends at 82)
Tempo NotesMedium
ISRCGB-FFM-07-20623
Publisher
Audio Network Plc
Factoid
Tommy Cooper joke of the day. "A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy"
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Cloyingly romantic male close harmony song with ultra cheesy accordion